by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
by Bigisland April 3, 2023
A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.
by Jack Fr0st March 23, 2016
A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
by Poomah March 5, 2018
This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021
by BobitaLovesBob April 30, 2015