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witch slap 

To strike a loud, nagging crone with the back of the hand in order to stop her cruel laughter.

A term in use for a undetermined time in English , but with roots in 17th century french.
The cuckolded husband found his evil harpy of a wife in bed with his brother. Her cackling at his pain and shame was to much for him to bare; he witch slapped her into unconsciousness.
witch slap by The Iron Duke. February 17, 2010
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slap witch 

A person who consistently bugs you for a specific duration of time and cackles rediculously to the point where you have to administer some physical treatment upside the head with the back of your hand.
*Slap* Will you STFU you STUPID Slap Witch!
slap witch by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

Slap with the Wet Glove

When a man, after intercourse, removes the used condom ("wet glove") and smacks his partner across the face with it.
After Kurt and I finished last night, he gave me a slap with the wet glove. I wasn't sure how to feel about it.
Slap with the Wet Glove by Greyscale November 23, 2010

Slap you with a day old biscuit 

When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.
Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!

slap you with a day old biscuit 

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand 

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothin' done 

A quote from Guns n' Roses. Fom their song "You could be mine" on the "Use Your Illusion II" album. Also found in the liner notes of their first album "Appetite for Destruction" (at least it is on the vinyl version, dunno about the CD).

Its basically the kind of thing you say to a chick or a guy who likes you, but you dont wanna know cause they like rap music and you like rock.
You could be mine, but you're way out of line...

This quote should definetly be on Urban Dictionary!
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