willyweed 

A self proclaimed pothead and a glorious failure.

This type of person will never hesitate to tell you how much pot he is going to smoke when he gets home, but not before he shits his diaper and parks his car in your living room.

Wow you fucked up again willyweed.

willyweed by TheHero October 4, 2006

willybees 

When you've just ejaculated and you were hyperventilating while reaching it so your dick is buzzing/tingling.

"Yeah, right after I finished with her, I got the willybees so I had to lie down for a bit."

willybees by gaynine August 14, 2017

willoween 

Willoween!! aka Halloween, Willow style ;)

willoween is willow smith's birthday:) so she calls it willoween

willoween by real143 November 2, 2011

willyhead 

A term to describe a person in a fun/silly way. Often seen as an immature way to 'name-call'.

Literal meaning: A person with a penis on their head.

Kelly: Oh Clare, you're such a willyhead.
Clare: Willyhead? Haha!

willyhead by Trashy675 December 14, 2012

willypedes

crabs,pubic lice

"i was with that gloria last night i picked up some willypedes dirty bitch"

willypedes by simon woodward September 18, 2003

willowed pape 

A whore with a overused pussy.

Because she let 6 men gangbang her,she has a willowed pape.

willowed pape by Tee m. June 29, 2015

willywarder 

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywardy willywarding

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywarder."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywarder to hear it, he still thinks he rocked my world!"

willywarder by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018