willingpole

A male that you have sex with, but have no other interest in. The only reason for fooling around with this individual is because he is just that--a willing pole.

Alternative female term: willinghole

Girl1: I can't believe you are doing it with him..
Girl2: He has a truck!! ..And he was the first willingpole I could find..

willingpole by Everysinglecolor April 19, 2016

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Willingale

A self mutating micro-organism that gravitates towards electrically charged steroidal protein compounds.

Chilliboy: Wow, I wish my mince-meat muscles contained the Willingale compound.

Willingale by Acer Pernito September 22, 2011

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willingpole • willinghole • Willingale • willinglessly • willing prey

willinghole

A female that you engage in sexual relations with-- not because you are attracted to or interested in them, but simply because they are a willing hole.

Alternate male term; willingpole.

Guy1: Dude, wh are you even sleeping with her?

Guy2: I got desperate, man, and she was the first willinghole I could find.

willinghole by Everysinglecolor April 19, 2016

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willinglessly

not willing or puting no thought in to it

the man willinglessly ate the whole cake

willinglessly by pennybishbgkjf;k March 15, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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