wiffeh 

A word that mainly british people use. This is the sub urban way of saying "Friend/ Girlfriend/ Best mate".
The term Wiffeh Comes from the slang word thought of others as "Cool" to use.
Chavs are also know to use this slang word.

Chavs
Chavettes

"Yo, you should see my peng boyfriend, Im his Wiffeh"
"Check my best mate, she my wiffeh"

wiffeh by Kezzer September 6, 2007

wiffed 

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

wiffed by theoneDub October 24, 2007

Wiffery 

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

Wiffery by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn

Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.

Wifferdick by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015

wiffel tower 

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)

Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?

wiffel tower by runforcover August 23, 2011

Wiffenated 

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.

"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"

Wiffenated by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

wifehack 

A colloquial term to describe when a wife improves/refines/simplifies a man's solution to a problem.

14 simple wifehacks that will make your husband's lifehacks easier….

wifehack by Lelle122 January 31, 2023