wifecut

A hairstyle often chosen by women who wish to define their relationship status via their hair. It is a shorter haircut in which a good portion of the back of the neck is visible. It is a haircut that says: Back off, I'm either married or in a long-term relationship.

When I went to my class reunion, I could tell who was married and who wasn't by looking at each woman's hair. Just about all the married ones had a wifecut.

wifecut by Mescfish419 March 31, 2009

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wifectomy

Removal of a parasitic wife through divorce or separation.

I was broke and down in the dumps until I had my lawyer give me a wifectomy, and now I can afford to buy those golf clubs I always wanted.

wifectomy by Thxgolfer January 29, 2018

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wifecut • Wifecation • wifecta • wifectomy • wifecucker

Wifecation

A journey, vacation, or adventure, with a wife/best friend where there are no rules or boundaries. Usually under the influence and with bud light the Sky is the limit. It does not sleep and it does not end. What happens on Wifecation stays on Wifecation. Most people aren't invited, and no, you can't sit with us.

Wifecation goes to Foxwoods.

Anywhere you go with wife is an adventure, therefore you're always on Wifecation.

Wifecation by TheRealWife March 4, 2014

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wifecta

The act of a man finishing in all 3 available holes of his wife within 24 hours.

Oh man! For my birthday my wife is giving me the wifecta!

wifecta by Brechsgirl June 23, 2021

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wifecucker

A man who has sex with another man’s wife. He lives by a code where he will not sleep with another man’s wife if he is friends with that other man. Secretly a 50 shades of gray and has BDE

Ryan is a wifecucker. N*gga went HAM on this dude’s wife all night, 50 shades of grey shit.

wifecucker by wifecucker August 13, 2024

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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