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Wide Vagina

The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.

To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.

To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
by I Love Horses February 24, 2009
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Wide Vagina Aura

The feminine counterpart of big dick energy. While many view a wide vagina as detrimental, it enables the passage of a baby, so I guess it's better
Eddy Redmayne has wide vagina aura
by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018
mugGet the Wide Vagina Auramug.

wide-set vagina

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.
Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.
by Kevin May 4, 2004
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wide set vagina

when the vagina has been repeatebly beaten by some large objects e.g elephant penis
my baby just slipped out of my wide set vagina while i got repeatebly poked by elephant penis
by fingerfunny May 26, 2010
mugGet the wide set vaginamug.

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