by SwagMasta42069 May 24, 2018
Get the White sand mug.There are many breeds of sand, some have always been Sand and some are converted later in life.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays WoW all day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they will obtain any mate (even if they're a young crispy red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over time. Any children the new sand mate may have from previous shenanigans will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays WoW all day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they will obtain any mate (even if they're a young crispy red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over time. Any children the new sand mate may have from previous shenanigans will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
"What the fuck is THAT?!"
"Oh, that obese, grainy-looking creature with unkempt hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white sand."
"Oh, that obese, grainy-looking creature with unkempt hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white sand."
by BeagleMonster August 21, 2013
Get the White Sand mug.One of the stripper names of a group of friends, formed by taking your pet's name and your street name. Other stripper names of other memebers of this group include Chocolate St. Croix, and Daphne Auralia.
by McKenzieShldBHottt July 29, 2005
Get the Honey White Sand mug.A Budwieser beer in the red and white can...used b/c the heaviness of the beer makes it a good meal replacement for rednecks, alcoholics and sundry other drinkers
"what did you have for lunch?"
"I was in a hurry so I just grabbed a red and white sandwich out of the cooler"
"I was in a hurry so I just grabbed a red and white sandwich out of the cooler"
by Frank 'Big Daddy' Myers February 12, 2008
Get the red and white sandwich mug.People who believe they are the ones chosen by God himself to carry the wounded to the "otherside" of life
AKA: Captain save a hoe
AKA: Captain save a hoe
by Say_Stasia January 18, 2018
Get the white sandals mug.Seltzer’s Sweet Lebanon Bologna, White or Yellow American cheese, Hellmann’s Mayo, and Middleswarth BBQ chips sandwiched between Martin’s Potato bread or Rolls. This is delicious, and you’ll only ever see a PA white boy eat it!
by CDUB@TheCoast September 12, 2019
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