There are many breeds of
sand, some have always been Sand and some are converted later in
life.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays WoW all
day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they will obtain any mate (even if they're a young
crispy red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over
time. Any
children the new sand mate may have from previous shenanigans will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general
sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
"What the fuck is THAT?!"
"Oh, that obese, grainy-looking
creature with unkempt
hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white
sand."