smokes the white owl

White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.

Lennie Peterson smokes the white owl when he is not playing the bone.

by Ginger March 2, 2005

white owl time

The moment when extreme frustration with authority calls for an appropriate, albeit potentially job terminating response.

Bill: Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00 AM that would be great.
Peter: You know Bill normally I would, but it's White Owl Time.
Bill: What's a White Owl?
Peter: My dink and your mouth!

by Sukamai Aiken-Bols December 31, 2016

Have a pull on the White Owl

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars

Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl

by perfx May 19, 2017

White Owl 🍺

The reason you look forward to every evening, every weekend & the definitely the reason you love hanging out with friends! Legends say that drinking this magical Brew will instantly transport you to the best memories of your life and will also be the reason for World Peace One Day!

Its been a hard day, really could do with a White Owl 🍺 !

by Leonoe November 23, 2021