When a man goes up to a women in a bar, gives her a hug and whispers in her ear that she is the fattest and ugliest thing in the world. Then he see's how long he can hold on to her for.
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!
(In a bar) man goes up to a women and says:
"you are the fattest thing in the room"
See's how long he can hold on
Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"
"you are the fattest thing in the room"
See's how long he can hold on
Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"
by Edward Mills March 11, 2009
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Chad: Yeah, why?
John: Consider me Ishmael.
Eric: You've been riding the whale?!
Chad: Yeah, why?
John: Consider me Ishmael.
Eric: You've been riding the whale?!
by Ortis Penbottom September 19, 2009
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