wet santa

A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.

Bro, last night I totally gave my girl a wet Santa last night.

wet santa by Jackglinky November 11, 2015

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santa's wet dream

White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job

Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.

santa's wet dream by Santa's Baby December 9, 2018

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