wet poo 

Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.

person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same

wet poo by wetpooman September 11, 2021

wet poo 

You wet poo means someone is smelly stick burger and is a poo fart

Johnny is a wet poo

wet poo by BigLadConnor September 8, 2022

poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

poo stank wet willie by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

Wet Poopyface 

The most devastating insult you could ever use on someone. Only use this insult if you wish to destroy your enemy. Far stronger and more powerful than just a normal, pathetic "Poopyface". Again, be careful with this word. Many people have gone mad by abusing it.

Jessica is a Wet Poopyface. I shouldn't use that insult too much though.

Wet Poopyface by WPF_POOPY January 22, 2019

wet poop 

poop that isnt solid. wet poop normally occurs after a long night of drinking

Man...after all that beer last night...i had wet poop this morning

wet poop by BohMan February 11, 2008

wet poon

1. a vagina or poon which is wet
2. a pussy which is wet from arousal

SEE ALSO slick slit

She had such a wet poon my dick slid right in

wet poon by Poonspert May 13, 2004

Wet Poon Spoon 

Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.

"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"

Wet Poon Spoon by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007