when a male shits and pisses at the same time
hunny im going for a sayoath wert
by Wev-K-Bev-K-Babs August 26, 2005
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The whistle guys give to girls to let them know they are hot.

The whistle sounds like a slide whistle and the sound resembles the word itself.
Bobby gave Lisa a big WERT WHIRL out of the window of his Firebird during his cat call by the High Scool.
by Brownie Johnson August 11, 2006
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A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.
"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"
by Beat Girl January 24, 2009
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derogatory term to describe someone, usually a kid, when you're at a loss for words
You're relaxing on a park bench and an 8 year old on a bike pedals up from behind bumping and then grabbing the bench with his hand and holds on, startling you- "hey dingly wert, what are you doing?"
by robolan April 10, 2007
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Informal noun
When a person, figuratively and in action, is a little small worm-like creature.
That Charlotte is just like an energetic kitten, she’s definitely a wiggle wert.
by Supersoaker9000 April 21, 2021
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he is werted
by kjojhgl June 22, 2023
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