Welfare witch 

1) A woman who has decided never to work so she remains perpetually pregnant or with small children, usually all by different fathers. Usually lives off the system or sometimes a guy she 'caught' by getting pregnant.

2) Low class woman with no goals.

"You hear that Stephanie is pregnant again?"
"That's what? Four kids and no dad in sight, she is such a welfare witch!"

Welfare witch by Lady Lynx May 11, 2014

Welfare Watcher 

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

Welfare Watcher by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009