Welfare dick is when a girl fucks a guy on welfare and he fucks her long and hard and has sooo much energy because he doesnt have a job draining him every day. He can also fuck anytime 24/7. It is one of the best kinds of dick and highly addictive.
Dam girl I been getting me some of that delicious welfare dick! Fucks me all day long!
by JyahC March 2, 2015
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Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.
Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."

Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."
by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018
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