welcomed to the jungle 

when some asks you "were you welcomed to the jungle?" they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.

Bob: Hey dude, when you went to Kelsey's house yesterday, were you welcomed to the jungle?

Steve: yeah dude. it was a thick jungle down there.

welcomed to the jungle by calcifer111 August 20, 2010

Welcomed To The Jungle 

Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity

Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
Jack: ummm.... errr.... well you see.... this one confused me...
Jake (Jack's friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack
Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.

Welcomed To The Jungle by welcomedtothejungle April 15, 2011

welcome to the jungle 

A song by Guns N' Roses on their debut album, Appetite for Destruction. Essentially, it's about one's initial introduction to the seedy underworld of America.

It also serves as a nice pump-you-up song.

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
We got everything you want, honey we know the names,
We are the people that can find, whatever you may need.
If you got the money,honey, we got your disease in the jungle
Welcome to the Jungle...

welcome to the jungle by fiver November 30, 2004

welcome to the jungle 

A kick ass song. Theme song to San Andreas.

Welcome to the jungle we got fun and games!!

welcome to the jungle by Darn it April 9, 2006

welcome to the jungle 

Once a Guns N' Roses song, this term may now refer to the monstrosity known as an unshaved/untrimmed pubic area. Few who enter the confines of such a beastly jungle ever return to tell about it.

"I'm playing Amy's song, Welcome to the Jungle."
"Make sure you bring your machete."

welcome to the jungle by JayRayGray March 7, 2008

welcome to the jungle 

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."

Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.

welcome to the jungle by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010

Welcome to the jungle 

An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.

Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.

Welcome to the jungle by Not Covey January 30, 2008