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Mad crazy good vibes and good laughs. Whether you're stoned or not. Ya feel wazzky when you're laughing with your homies in a parked car with music in the back. When you're at the beach soaking up the warmth of the sun, with the perfect tune of waves and nature in the background. Ya feel wazzky when you're in love. The world needs more wazzky.
"Man this weed got me feeling wazzky"

"Not wazzky vibes at this party dude we should go"
Wazzky by chillinglikealotus March 6, 2019
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Nickname of Andrew Gu. Sexiest MF on the Planet. Big pp. Professional Soccer Player.
Bro Wazzy is such a beast at Soccer, he should get a contract from Manchester City.
Did you hear that Wazzy was loaned to Barcelona? They're going to be BEASTLY!
Man, even before Wazzy debuted at Man City, they've already beaten Liverpool 4 - 1.
Wazzy by WazzyAG February 8, 2021

Bearded Wazzy 

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
Bearded Wazzy by GKBDB January 12, 2010
owner of instagram meme page and sexiest boy in school
Q)hey did you see wazzy today
A) omg yasss he lowkey looked so hot I wanna marry him
wazzy by lesliethelesbian July 9, 2020

Bearded Wazzy 

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
Bearded Wazzy by GKBDB January 12, 2010
The sexiest motherfucking fat asian boyfriend of all time.
Who's that over there? That's Wazzy. The sexiest motherfucking fat asian boyfriend of all time.
Wazzy by TheRealWazzy January 17, 2017

Wazzy waffle 

A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.
Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.

Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.