watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"
by damnitfred August 23, 2010
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water goat

Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.
by wuad June 02, 2013
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water goat

a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.
a."ehehehehehe ehhhhh"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."

b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"
by suae January 11, 2009
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