wanwen 

wanwen is a girl who has a very big heart. she offers to help people sincerely and never really expects anything back. wanwen is a trustworthy person and you will never regret being friends with her.

she is a hardworking person and very smart actually. don’t get trick by her facial expression, she may look like she has a bitchy face but she is really outgoing and friendly. someone whom you really can talk to in times of need. she likes to include herself in the situation you’re in so that you don’t ever feel alone in your problems.

she is also very protective of her friends and family. but she can be really fierce when people tries to take advantage of her. be careful!

but overall wanwen is a type of person that will never leave you behind in times of trouble. if she ever lose her trust in you, its hard to gain it back. she’s quite sensitive so take care of her heart and her feelings too. once you’re close with her, she will treat you like you’re her own family. so be proud if you have friends like her cos it’s hard to find one.

friend: hey, do you think I should make friends with wanwen? she seems so fierce, I’m scared.

me: you should try to talk to her! she’s a really nice person if you start to know her. don’t get trick by her facial expression! she’s the total opposite of what you think she is.

wanwen by spicy chilli March 6, 2019

wankend 

a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to masturbate.

Fellow: What are you doing this weekend.

Fellow 2: I've got to look after my mum, she's ill.

Fellow: having another wankend.

Fellow 2: i came out last week.

wankend by Ted Bailey July 8, 2009

wawwen 

best boy!!! he is so uwu

did you see wawwen yesterday? uwu

wawwen by peepeepoopoouwu February 21, 2021

wankenspanker 

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.

Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?

wankenspanker by budgieramone May 15, 2009

Wankenstein 

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

Wankenstein by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Wankentine's Day 

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

Wankentine's Day by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

wanken 

To wack off at her vagina entrance to the point of ejaculation then shoving it in and cumming.

Guy 1 "That girl's looser than the Panama canal"
Guy 2 "that's cool. A good wanken will work then"

wanken by The Sublime Lime December 31, 2017