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Warm Wanter 

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.
John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!
Warm Wanter by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009

Moonyang Wangler 

A person who gets pussy by persuading or cleverly manipulating a woman
Fuckin' ol Jerry is at it again tonight try ta hustle up that pussy. He’s a real moonyang wangler.

Wanglers 

People who manage to obtain something by persuading or cleverly manipulating someone.
Fuckin' ol Jerry and his mates are wanglers, nothing he won’t say to get chicks into bed
Wanglers by Craftyweasel02 May 30, 2020
noun; All know and powerful being; a supreme being
Albert Einstein proved to be a true scientific watler.
watler by Robert Lordsby April 3, 2008

Spank Wangler 

A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.
Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"
Spank Wangler by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008
The act of wanting water and just combining the words.
I'm thirsty but idk what to get to drink since I don't wanter.
Wanter by Iomai May 16, 2013