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A slut. 'Wankjar' is derived from the English words 'wank' meaning 'to masturbate', and 'jar' meaning 'a wide-mouthed, cylindrical container'. In other words; someone who holds a lot of sperm.
"Oh my god...What a wankjar!"

"Of course you could have sex with her! She's a massive wankjar!"

"Suck it you filthy wankjar!"
Wankjar by Cosine04 January 24, 2009
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WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.
He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.
WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

wankware 

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.
D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware
wankware by Ch00f April 3, 2008

Wankmare 

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.
"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."
Wankmare by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

Wankarium 

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.
Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

wanktard 

wanker + retard = wanktard
he is such a wanktard
wanktard by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

wankarse 

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"
Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"
wankarse by titwanker August 1, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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