wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Wanking Chariot

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.

I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.

by Endie July 18, 2006

Wank Chariot

This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.

"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"

"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"

by Kleptosteliac October 14, 2004

wanking chariot

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.

He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"

by Ponce April 26, 2005

Wank Chariot

Military slang for a single bed. Named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.

"can I come to yours tonight baby?"
"Fuck that, bitch, it's called a wank chariot for a reason"

by VuWblk April 22, 2015