Wanding 

Wanding is a type of sex play that involves the use of multiple skinny vibrators. People who enjoying the wanding fetish often seek to see how of these "wands" can be used during sex play. Can also be referenced as "magic fingers".

Carla and her girlfriend were so into wanding that they successfully used five wands during foreplay last night.

Wanding by Seccica March 29, 2010

hand wanding 

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

hand wanding by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

Vampire Wanding 

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

Vampire Wanding by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Fairy-wanding 

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

Fairy-wanding by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

Magic wanding 

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

Magic wanding by jinthearena June 17, 2021

Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.

I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.

ball wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016