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Walking Contradiction 

Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction
Troy Birtell is the perfect example of a walking contradiction. End of story.

Walking contradiction fiend 

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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