A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."
The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.
Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010
by Dos Bros May 8, 2017
by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. 8 dyas a week. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake. El Don "Right right," said Dizzle.
by ShimDawg April 13, 2014
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake' right El Don, said Dizzle. The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the mediation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake.
by ShimDizzle April 13, 2014