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wakatipu 

An enourmous bushland in the waikato region. the wakatipu woods are famous for their diverse range of wildlife. the most common creature known to frquent this area is the infamous wakatipu yeti (all yetis r of course lesbians), the wakatipu yeti has bin the subject of several books, such as "that yeti stole my..." the rest of the title is of course unknown, it was in fact lost wen the wakatipu woods made an escape attempt bak in 84, understandably, the rangers had to do sumthin and unfortunatly it did result in the speargun having to b got out of the landrover.
person1: im taking a hiking trip in the wakatipu next sunday, do u wonna come.

person2: nah sry i cant mate im actually severly allergic to being raped by 8 foot tall lesbians.

person1: ok
wakatipu by sinjinstjohnson August 23, 2005

Wakatipu High School 

A school that claims better than private school, but will publicly execute for wearing the wrong shade of blue socks. Although will sweep Drug Problems, Corruption, Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia, Gambling, Bullying, Threats, Pay Equity, Poverty, Behaviour, Family Problems, Sexual Misconduct, Mental Illness, Abuse, Neglect, Attempted Suicide, Finances, Sustainable Development Goals, Antimicrobial resistance, Center for Global Food Issues, Chicago Council on Global Affairs, Climate change, Cybersecurity, Developing country, Earth Economics, Earth system science, Ecological footprint, Ecological collapse, Ecosystem collapse, Effective altruism, Energy crisis, Environmental social science, Financial crisis, Global catastrophic risk, Global Challenges Foundation, Global change, Global Goals, Global governance, Global health, Global justice, Global Rights, Global warming controversy, Human impact on the environment, Human security, Intergovernmental organization, United Nations peacekeeping missions, Liu Institute for Global Issues, Mass, surveillance, Ozone depletion and climate change, Pandemic, Peak oil, Social justice, Species extinction, United Nations SDGs, Washington consensus, World Community Grid, World-systems theory, World War under the rug.
Fuckkk Wakatipu High School sucks!

I know right

Wakatipu high 

Sylvan is so hot when he stars getting rapped by his sexy plump friends sylvan lawn can mow my lawn
Wakatipu high is the best school cause Sylvan is in 4 of my classes like if jealous
Wakatipu high by Loch negar November 23, 2021

Wakatipu Snotrocket

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone with a runny nose and whilst they suck, their snot flows out of their nose, combining both saliva and snot into a lubricant to stimulate the penis.
"Wow, I was going to bang that chick, but all she did was offer a Wakatipu Snotrocket."

wakatipuhighschool 

Fucking shit ass school there was cum on the toilet seat and I rubbed my ass on it haha
Oh shit what if I'm pregnant wakatipuhighschool
wakatipuhighschool by Loch negar November 23, 2021
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