You know those weird gothic kids who hang out at places like Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny's in the wee hours of the morning? That's exactly what I'm talking about. See, a friend and I recently discovered exactly WHY goths are so attracted to these places.
"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."
Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.
"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."
Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.
Frat guy 1: "Hey man, last night was awesome! I need to get some coffee before I try to go to class. Maybe some breakfast, too. Denny's is still open, right?"
Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."
Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."
by hrcquirk August 14, 2005
A group of Ravers, Emos, and/or "Goths" who travel to their neighborhood Waffle House from 10:13 p.m. to 3:59 a.m.
Groups are normally 3-7 people.
Groups are normally 3-7 people.
I couldn't sleep last night, so I called up some buddies to hang. The next thing I know, we turned into total Waffle Goths.
by Renalya Verte January 07, 2008