vomitose

The state of being too intoxicated to function while vomiting at the same time.

When someone is too drunk to take care of themselves and spends time by or hugging the toilet.

Sally was in a state of vomitose after the party tonight.

by Jim Gaven July 21, 2013

vomitose

An adjective to describe something that makes you want to vomit.

(1) Let's say you see your good friend on a date with a cracked-out whore; you'd say "Wow, that is vomitose!"

(2) Britney Spears post Kevin Federline is vomitose.

by Stacy Z. November 7, 2005

Vomitoes

Vomitoes, pronounced like comatose, is when you step in vomit while wearing flip-flops.

Man, I got the worst case of vomitoes in Banff. I had to walk through puddles all the way home.

by The Mags October 20, 2008

vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

by Pete August 29, 2005

vomitosis

An expression of disgust (n)

I had the worst day, total vomitosis.

by mf222 August 22, 2008

vomitosis

an expletive to be used when something is disgusting

"the bar we went to last night was filled with nasty guidos. Vomitosis!'

by arixmicows September 26, 2008

chronic vomitosis

1. a constantly recurring feeling of regurgital impulse, which can be used to describe something or someone of a particularly distasteful nature, 2. the urge to vomit resultant of consuming far too much marijuana.

Mom: What wrong with that boy?
Friend #1: He got the chronic vomitosis.

OR

When Craig turned over and saw Maria laying next to him the morning after the holiday party, he suffered a bout of chronic vomitosis.

by You Need a Breath Mint November 7, 2003