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A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
Voland by Arastide May 9, 2009
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Vilandas 

A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.
Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.
Vilandas by eimis95 November 22, 2016
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The setting of where everything in your mind takes place. This includes dreams, nightmares, and reality. With everything together, it functions as a big "community".

It could also be considered a series of multiple dreams that share common interests between yourself or your friends.
"Remember that dream i was telling you about the bank robbery? Well in my violandro, a few more robberies happened down the road from the first!"

"I was totally violandroied last night because i thought i was Peter Petrelli from Heroes in my dream!"

"Seeing that ice cream store several times has caused it to pop into my violandro as my primary ice cream store."

Violandro by Seymour Balls September 26, 2008

disco volante 

weirdest album ever made, if you listen to it your life will be changed forever.
Ted: yo Disco Volante just blew my mind man

Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
disco volante by Stefan Rubel December 15, 2007

Vilandra 

Vilandra is the goddess of the Universe
Vilandra by GreenMist February 20, 2021

van vohland 

The biggest faggot with a mangina who is a redneck cousin fucker.
Dad:Man ya know van vohland the mangina faggot?

Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...
van vohland by Mint Daddy February 2, 2018

pulling a "volanski" 

showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.
Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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