Vocal vortex Share definition Flag A person who, once they start talking, will not shut the fuck up; an inescapable conversation. I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex! Vocal vortex by drkrappenschitz May 21, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Vocal vortex mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch