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(Dutch)
noun & verb
A conspiracy theory nutcase. Named after a notorious Dutch blog commenter, heavily influenced by Alex Jones, Aaron Russo, David Icke, Loose Change. Characteristics: posting more than 5 uninterupted comments on a weblog (usually totally off-topic) explaining his views on the "New World Order", mostly during the night and dismissing anybody who disagrees with him as stupid, subsequently followed by verbal abuse.

The noun & verb are used for at least 5 uninterupted comments on weblogs or for explaining a conspiracy theory.

He has done a vlunk
He has been vlunking

vlunk by Chandelier December 26, 2008

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Vlunt

Blunt laced with PCP used to take advantage of the person given to, made famous by A$AP Bari

Did you hear Bari gave that boy the Vlunt? He hasn't been the same since he's been acting mad goofy.

Vlunt by dick nugget June 16, 2018

Related Words

vlunk • Vunk • vluka • VLUNT • vrunk • Valunking • vlankus • vlink • Vluck • vlucker

Valunking

V-The act of female masturbation. A mixture of spelunking and vagina.

I couldn't help but take a valunking trip after watching Edward in Twilight.

Valunking by swandive February 8, 2010

vrunk

Similar to getting crunk, but instead is accomplished by licking a wet chick's pussy, and obtaining a "high" from her vag juice.

Example:
Derrek: I got vrunk last night!!

Jordan: Did you super soak dat ho??

Derrek: FO SHO!!!

vrunk by j45 January 22, 2008

Vunker

vunker means chill, cool, and calm all the time. not worried

Bianca: Emilio did you do your homework?

Emilio: nah, it's aight I'm a vunker

Bianca: Tevin did you study?

Tevin: oh crap I forgot omg I'm scared, im not vunker

Bianca: hey Emilio

Emilio: wussup Bianca

Bianca: hi Tevin

Tevin: umm um hi *blushes*

Vunker by Nima January 21, 2016

Vlunnel

A name mixture of Voidz + Tunnel used from the basic format (insert letter) + Tunnel.

The name is legendary, only given to people whose name's start with "V".

The only user is voidz, and this name gives him god tier status, shapeshifting abilities, and allows them to become homiesexual for life.

W Vlunnel

Vlunnel by Vlunnel February 7, 2022

danny vlonk

A homosexual man

Ooooo there's a Danny vlonk, boying off the ting again.

danny vlonk by liljake February 8, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026