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(Dutch)
noun & verb
A conspiracy theory nutcase. Named after a notorious Dutch blog commenter, heavily influenced by Alex Jones, Aaron Russo, David Icke, Loose Change. Characteristics: posting more than 5 uninterupted comments on a weblog (usually totally off-topic) explaining his views on the "New World Order", mostly during the night and dismissing anybody who disagrees with him as stupid, subsequently followed by verbal abuse.

The noun & verb are used for at least 5 uninterupted comments on weblogs or for explaining a conspiracy theory.
He has done a vlunk
He has been vlunking
vlunk by Chandelier December 26, 2008
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Blunt laced with PCP used to take advantage of the person given to, made famous by A$AP Bari
Did you hear Bari gave that boy the Vlunt? He hasn't been the same since he's been acting mad goofy.
Vlunt by dick nugget June 16, 2018
Related Words
vlunk • Vunk • vluka • VLUNT • vrunk • Valunking • vlankus • vlink • Vluck • vlucker
V-The act of female masturbation. A mixture of spelunking and vagina.
I couldn't help but take a valunking trip after watching Edward in Twilight.
Valunking by swandive February 8, 2010
Similar to getting crunk, but instead is accomplished by licking a wet chick's pussy, and obtaining a "high" from her vag juice.
Example:
Derrek: I got vrunk last night!!

Jordan: Did you super soak dat ho??

Derrek: FO SHO!!!
vrunk by j45 January 22, 2008
vunker means chill, cool, and calm all the time. not worried
Bianca: Emilio did you do your homework?

Emilio: nah, it's aight I'm a vunker

Bianca: Tevin did you study?

Tevin: oh crap I forgot omg I'm scared, im not vunker

Bianca: hey Emilio

Emilio: wussup Bianca

Bianca: hi Tevin

Tevin: umm um hi *blushes*
Vunker by Nima January 21, 2016
A name mixture of Voidz + Tunnel used from the basic format (insert letter) + Tunnel.

The name is legendary, only given to people whose name's start with "V".

The only user is voidz, and this name gives him god tier status, shapeshifting abilities, and allows them to become homiesexual for life.
W Vlunnel
Vlunnel by Vlunnel February 7, 2022

danny vlonk

Ooooo there's a Danny vlonk, boying off the ting again.
danny vlonk by liljake February 8, 2017
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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