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A conspiracy theory nutcase. Named after a notorious Dutch blog commenter, heavily influenced by Alex Jones, Aaron Russo, David Icke, Loose Change. Characteristics: posting more than 5 uninterupted comments on a weblog (usually totally off-topic) explaining his views on the "New World Order", mostly during the night and dismissing anybody who disagrees with him as stupid, subsequently followed by verbal abuse.

The noun & verb are used for at least 5 uninterupted comments on weblogs or for explaining a conspiracy theory.
He has done a vlunk
He has been vlunking
by Chandelier April 25, 2007
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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