vip parking

The act of parking your fatass Hummer (or other fatass vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. VIP parking makes you especially prone to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. By doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete asshole.

Though his SUV was clearly too large for a "Compact" parking spot, Chuck solved his problem by VIP parking.