the act of defecating your pants during a marriage ceremony. Often times is followed by a furious orgasm resulting in the stickiest smelliest mess you've ever seen.
Did you see that guy Vetencourting during chads wedding? I heard it took hazmat 4 hours to clean up the scene, the semen literally fused the feces to the floor.
by DennysBennys January 26, 2016
Get the vetencourtmug.