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also, verage

adj.

vuh-rahzh, -rahj

smooth and sexy; typically in a masculine manner
He is so varage that I found it difficult to stop kissing him when it was time to go.

His varage level is so high that he should have his own fragrance line called Varage.
varage by moephoe May 4, 2018
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varage • varalee • vaage • vagager • Varadero • Vardges • Varge • Vargek • Verage • Virage
Uncommon Armenian first name for baby boys, meaning rose-haired (i.e. redhead). Usually given to tall and smart (although brunette) dudes. Often abbreviated with 'Vardik', it's almost impossible to get it right the first time.
Douche: "What's your name?"
Vardges: "Vardges"
Douche: "What?"
Vardges: "Marcus"
Douche: "Ahhhh..."
Vardges by KrazeeEyezKillah August 15, 2009

Vraagekster

(Vraagekster= Dutch word) Literally translates to: "Question Asking European Magpie". Someone who sees shiny stuff in a store and enters to ask a million questions about it and various other articles that come to his/her attention. In the end (if the store is crowded) the person wastes a lot of valuable time that could've been spent at paying customers and in other cases only causes general annoyance for they rarely buy anything and just fly off when they're done picking the poor clerk's brain.
A "vraagekster" enters a store and spots a big computer and starts asking all kinds of questions about it, then spots a wall of computer mice and asks about all of these mice (Good example: Borat shopping for cheese), then switches to computer screens and finally tells their life's tale only to conclude with saying "thank you" and leaving or maybe, god willing, to buy a 2GB USB stick worth 5 bucks that the clerk could've spent on another waiting (and hopefully still waiting!) customer.
Vraagekster by Robski666 June 15, 2011
Street name for Vicks' Vaporub
Bro, I ain't feeling good, could you rub some varge on me?
Varge by maxxam November 22, 2010
also, varage

adj.

vuh-rahzh, -rahj

smooth and sexy; typically in a masculine manner
He is so verage that I found it difficult to stop kissing him when it was time to go.

His verage level is so high that he should have his own fragrance line called Verage.
verage by moephoe January 30, 2018
Our ultimate Lord, there is no equal.
I finally am not retarded, thanks to our savior Vargeez!
Vargeez by VargeezLover October 24, 2018
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