vanilla ass 

Basically somebody or something that is ordinary, not unique, and boring. Kind of like anything vanilla flavored, which you see everywhere. Somebody or something with no personality to it.

Girl 1: It’s so sad that Miles didn’t go for you who’s intelligent, funny, sweet, and pretty and instead went for his vanilla ass girlfriend.

Girl 2: I know! It’s like the only things embedded into her are “I love you Miles” and “my boyfriend Miles...” She has no personality or brains whatsoever

vanilla ass by Ttlatte99 July 18, 2018

Vanilla ass cream 

a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.

e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.

Vanilla ass cream by sh@t:on:myself January 19, 2010