the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020
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THE DAY WE'RE ALL SINGLE
Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed
by TrUeFrIeNdS February 9, 2022
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A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 30, 2020
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Another word for saying tap n gap for a whole day…keen?
Me: wanna be my valentines?
Girl: ew no

Valentines day
by Slickzupko February 12, 2022
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Means another day another slay just on Valentine’s Day
Example:
Me: wanna slay

Girl: it’s Valentine’s Day
Me: yeah have a play n slay
Girl: ok:)

Happy Valentines day
by Slickzupko February 12, 2022
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A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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