vajohn 

1. a sugar coated slang word for "vagina."

2. a gentleman like way referring to someone who is a pussy.

1 ex: I wrecked her vajohn

2 ex: dude stop being a vajohn

vajohn by John Vajohn January 15, 2014

Vajonathan 

A name for the female anatomy.

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?

Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010

Vajongo 

The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region

Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich

Vajongo by frootles February 7, 2012

vajoina 

Originated from Baseketball when Coop (Trey Parker) when his team was playing the gay team.

Then later, little Joey (the cancer boy) asks what it is.

Coop: Vajoina! releases Squeak as Watson misses his shot. Boos from the fans and the cheerleaders as an ump comes in and throws down a flag on the play Uh... No, that wasn't a gay joke, that was an Australian joke. Aw, aww!



Joey: Wow. I watched all your road games. Your psych-outs are the best.
Coop: Thanks dude. Hehuh...
Joey: Coop, what's a vajoina?
Coop: Uh... So uh, what seems to be the problem... with you, guy?

vajoina by Barry Robertson May 2, 2004

Vajohnia 

A man, named John (or Jon), who is acting like a woman: complaining, nagging, whining, bitching, unhappy, etc.

John is really complaining and nagging a lot lately. He's acting like a real vajohnia.

Hey buddy, don't be such a vajohnia. You've been complaining all day.

You know, you really are a vajohnia. Stop whining.

Vajohnia by Dr Clock April 24, 2009

vajowned

verb. The act of owning a vagina.

I totally vajowned her, dude.

vajowned by PANICxxATTACK November 13, 2010

Vajoner (n) 

Female sexual arousal, often resulting in enlarged swollen vagina and erect clitoris. Not to be confused with the misspelled white trash version of the word "vagoner".

"I lost my Vajoner (n) when the Weezer Video came on"

Vajoner (n) by Ms Stevie November 9, 2009