Vagipus

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Someone with characteristics of both a vagina and an octopus while engaging in sexaul intercourse. Also someone who complains about their boy/girl friend to people who dont care.

Damn Jimmy D'amore needs to stop complaining about his ex, hes such a vagipus.

Vagipus by Zamik Aramath November 15, 2010

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Vagipus

A person who has an octupus tentacle coming out of his vagina. other characteristics of the vagipus include constantly mentioning his ex-girlfriend to people who dont care

Damn, Jimmy wont stop complaining about his ex-girlfriend Grace. Dont blame him, hes a vagipus

Vagipus by Vagipus November 15, 2010

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Related Words

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Smiley Vagirus

What Miley Cyrus will show in about three years.

The paparazzi got a good shot of Miley's Smiley Vagirus when she got out of her Escallade with Puffy.

Smiley Vagirus by Jean Shepherd February 25, 2008

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Vagirus

A virus that infects the vagina.

Bob: "How'd it go with that girl last night?"
Ed: "Good, until I took her pants off and found out she had a vagirus!"

Vagirus by shoeshe June 28, 2011

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Vaginus

The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?

I lost my headphones in my vaginus

Vaginus by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005

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vagipusstosis

Wimping out. Being a pussy.

Crusher says to Morpheus, your vagipusstosis is kickimg in. Colonel is not her tonight, he has vagipusstosis

vagipusstosis by Buford JR June 25, 2015

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vagicushion

Resting one's hot throbbing cock between a woman's legs during 'intimate' cuddles.

last night she wasn't in the mood, but she at least let me rest it on her vagicushion

vagicushion by Miraxis August 2, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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