A language spoken by females that is not understood by anyone without a vagina.
Female Coworker: "I think we should print this project on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client."

Male Boss ignores her, as if he has heard nothing at all.

Male Coworker: "Hey Keith, how about we print this job on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client?"

Male Boss: "Great idea, Tim! What would we do without your inspired input?"

Female Coworker (under her breath): "Man, I must've been speaking Vaginese again."
by prinlab June 23, 2010
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