urtle 

Noun: Someone who is incredibly slow, speedwise.

Adj: Incredibly slow, speedwise

Mitch ran too slow to catch that pass, he's so urtle.

Devan ran the slowest time, that's because he's an urtle.

Slow urtle sluggish

urtle by Matt McDoobles May 20, 2014

urtle 

a lesser turtle

you urtle! you are way worse then a turtle

urtle by suns1202 March 31, 2022

lil urtle 

lil urtle is a bad bitch perioddddddddddddddddt. she will take your man hoe. dont test that bitch she will dragggggg you back to africa but that hoe to lazy.

lil urtle sucks dick

lil urtle by fmhyk dfucjio; March 6, 2019

light urple

One of two non-existant colors that contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy thought to be a correct question for the answer "Colors that end in urple". See also urple

"I hope that box of crayons isn't missing its light urple"

light urple by Tim December 22, 2003

Chase Utley 

Self proclaimed smut, the gorgeous Chase Utley plays 2nd base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Voted dirtiest player in baseball by Sports Illustrated due to excessive dirt, grass stainage, pine tar and sometimes blood that end up on his uniform after every game, and catchers beware! He will take you out if you are in his way!! Most likely, that is not the only reason they call him dirty.

Phillies second baseman Chase Utley has put up some filthy numbers in 2006, proving he's more than just another pretty face in an ugly uniform.

Chase Utley by Evia August 9, 2006

Urte 

Urte (oor-tea), a cute, and adorable Lithuania girl. Always an amazing person although depressed sometimes.

Him: hey did you see that girl?
Other him: yeah she's really cute her name must be urte.

Urte by Iraqveteran July 8, 2019

urilet 

A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!

Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!

urilet by Telephony July 21, 2014