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Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member

by Tonythetiler July 29, 2021

Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Upstanding shitizen

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.

Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!

by Thejesse44 June 13, 2018

Upstanding Citizen

Upstanding Citizen means gay but not in a mean way

Dude 1: I'm in love with a man dude
Dude 2: You're an upstanding citizen!

by ilayD April 22, 2018

Upstanding Citizen

A Mark-ass Biatch

Person 1: You are a real upstanding citizen you know.

Person 2: Go fuck yourself

by blackEdwinthabaywithglassess January 1, 2019

you're an upstanding gentleman

A way of saying "thank you" with extreme sincerity. Usually used when one is immensely appreciative but cannot provide a suitable reward.

You just saved my car from being compressed. You're an upstanding gentleman.

by An Upstanding gentleman May 5, 2010

UPStalking

An individual whom follows package delivery services around during the holiday's seeking out opportunities to steal boxes that are left in front of houses by the driver.

"Dude, me and Bob did a little UPStalking yesterday and nabbed a new PC thanks to the dork who left the box at a vacant house."

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005