middle up your ass

To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.

I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.

by Ranshiin X March 20, 2014

Check up on your syllabus

A phrase used by SoCal bros to call out someone who obviously has no idea what they're talking about. Usually when talking about dirtbikes/cars/beer pong rules

Dumb Kid: Dude, my mom's Toyota Tercel probably has like 450 hp or something!

Normal Kid: Broseph, you need to go check up on your syllabus.

by nkssss November 2, 2010

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 15, 2020

National hit up your ex day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together for national hit up your ex day?”

by addylade October 30, 2020

Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.

Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023