an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
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stick it up your arse

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.
You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested
by AiryGoats April 14, 2024
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Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."
by SawaDough June 05, 2022
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Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
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pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
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up your blick

When you threaten to shoot another person, usually used in the hood when your about to shoot eachother. The gun in question usually is a handgun. When you "up your blick" you raise your gun against another person.
"Up your blick n****!"
"I'll up my blick, if you dont back off."
"N**** I will up my blick if you do that shi again"
by TwizzlaRizzla April 12, 2024
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Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
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