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union county 

craziest county in all of new jersey. includes towns such as plainfield, union, linden, berkeley heights, elizabeth westfield, scotch plains (ftw) ,cranford, and others. has nice quiet, rich towns like westfield, but towns you dont want to be in late at night, such as elizabeth. overall a pretty great county, best in the state snitches.
person a: im from middlesex county. we go hard, man!
person b: shut up, union county is the best!
union county by jas-thebaddest March 19, 2010
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Union County High School 

a school with a bunch of racists and homophobic rednecks with big, ugly trucks. also has wannabe country boys and annoying fake bitches
union county high school is inbred central.

union county votech 

union county votech - a good alternative to actual education in highschool
she decided to go to Union County Votech because she couldn't pass algebra 1.
union county votech by madrush November 10, 2005

Union County Highschool Patriot Band 

oh god they're all gay.
Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

union county middle school 

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .
union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026