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union county 

craziest county in all of new jersey. includes towns such as plainfield, union, linden, berkeley heights, elizabeth westfield, scotch plains (ftw) ,cranford, and others. has nice quiet, rich towns like westfield, but towns you dont want to be in late at night, such as elizabeth. overall a pretty great county, best in the state snitches.
person a: im from middlesex county. we go hard, man!
person b: shut up, union county is the best!
union county by jas-thebaddest March 19, 2010
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Union County High School 

a school with a bunch of racists and homophobic rednecks with big, ugly trucks. also has wannabe country boys and annoying fake bitches
union county high school is inbred central.

union county votech 

union county votech - a good alternative to actual education in highschool
she decided to go to Union County Votech because she couldn't pass algebra 1.
union county votech by madrush November 10, 2005

Union County Highschool Patriot Band 

Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

union county middle school 

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .
union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026