The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find
That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.
by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014
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