unfragger
a hoonin' McNooman that takes it in the trunk like a champ, yet can dish out some quality anal festivities of his own. adored by all of his divinely well-dicked friends, and his baby pictures defiled by pedophiles the world over, this is a man who knows what he wants and will penetrate anything that gets in his way. with sperm that tastes like ice cream, ice cream that goes down like diarrhea, and an awp that could nail a midget's clitoris from 4 miles away, i don't see how you could go wrong with this slippery squirter on your CEVO team.
Volunteer Boy: on the Unfragger skeleton on the computer screen That's not very scary. More like a six-foot Hoony.
Dr. Alan Grant: Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot hoony" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a hoon, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like SIDNET - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Unfragger. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,
makes 'whoshing' sound
Dr. Alan Grant: from the other two 'fraggers you didn't even know were there. Because Unfragger's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable dick, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your penis like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the TESTICLES, spilling your TESTICLE FLUID. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you out. So you know... try to show a little respect.
Dr. Alan Grant: Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot hoony" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a hoon, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like SIDNET - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Unfragger. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,
makes 'whoshing' sound
Dr. Alan Grant: from the other two 'fraggers you didn't even know were there. Because Unfragger's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable dick, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your penis like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the TESTICLES, spilling your TESTICLE FLUID. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you out. So you know... try to show a little respect.
unfragger by BUBUBUBUBUBUBABABABABABABABA March 31, 2009
