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Volunteer Boy: on the Unfragger skeleton on the computer screen That's not very scary. More like a six-foot Hoony.
Dr. Alan Grant: Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot hoony" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a hoon, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like SIDNET - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Unfragger. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,
makes 'whoshing' sound
Dr. Alan Grant: from the other two 'fraggers you didn't even know were there. Because Unfragger's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable dick, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your penis like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the TESTICLES, spilling your TESTICLE FLUID. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you out. So you know... try to show a little respect.
Dr. Alan Grant: Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot hoony" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a hoon, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like SIDNET - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Unfragger. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,
makes 'whoshing' sound
Dr. Alan Grant: from the other two 'fraggers you didn't even know were there. Because Unfragger's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable dick, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your penis like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the TESTICLES, spilling your TESTICLE FLUID. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you out. So you know... try to show a little respect.
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Someone who untags themself from a photo on facebook because they dont like the photo or dont want to be seen with the other people in the photo.
Tom is such an Untagger, he totally untagged himself from that photo from the party I posted on facebook.
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(Slap bass solo accompanied by mouth noises)
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY
George: That Obama sure has overcome extreme oppression, adversity, and discrimination to become Leader of the Free World.
Jerry: Well, maybe the fact that a guy from his background has flourished in what so many claim is a rigged system proves it's not so rigged after all.
Elaine: Of course it's still rigged. You don't see a female President.
Jerry: Yeah, well maybe Obama will unrig it for you.
(Kramer enters)
Elaine: Hey Kramer, what do you think? Is Obama an unrigger?
Kramer: (pauses) Look, I just came to borrow some milk.
(Slap Bass Outro)
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY
George: That Obama sure has overcome extreme oppression, adversity, and discrimination to become Leader of the Free World.
Jerry: Well, maybe the fact that a guy from his background has flourished in what so many claim is a rigged system proves it's not so rigged after all.
Elaine: Of course it's still rigged. You don't see a female President.
Jerry: Yeah, well maybe Obama will unrig it for you.
(Kramer enters)
Elaine: Hey Kramer, what do you think? Is Obama an unrigger?
Kramer: (pauses) Look, I just came to borrow some milk.
(Slap Bass Outro)
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