Non-alcoholic drink disguised as a cocktail; commonly drank by pregnant women not yet ready to make the news public. Ex: soda water with a lime in a tall glass that appears to be a vodka tonic.
I discreetly ordered an undercover lover from the bartender so my girlfriends wouldn't know I'm not drinking.
A white person who has sex with black people, but finds it shameful to tell their white friends for fear of rejection or ridicule.
Tim's dad kicked him out of the house & disowned him when he found out Tim was banging black girls. He tried to hide it by being an undercover nigger lover, but all UNL's eventually get caught.
A person whose only presence in your life is through the World Wide Web but you maintain a romantic relationship with them through e-mails or instant messages on the down low.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.