'twon't

a contraction of "it will not" with a ye olde flavour to it

*looks over the blueprint for a cat-throwing machine*
nah, 'twon't work

by Sarah Bronson March 16, 2007

Twon't

Someone who refuses to use Twitter, on account of it being for twats.

Helen Twon't, on account of not being rubbish.

by nothelen March 20, 2010