twisal 

acronym for That's Why I Suck at Life. Used as a verb.

Can also be used for others, not just "I".
Usually follows the admission of a bad choice. Preceded by "Annnnnnddddd........"

Example: My lame ex-boyfriend called last night & asked if we could have sex. I said yes annnnndddd twisal.
Example: She stayed drunk for 3 days & missed our snowboarding trip. That's why she twisals.
Example: You're twisaling right now.

twisal by plexi G March 8, 2011

Thisal 

A strong, athletic man who is good looking, cool and a great person. Everyone wants to hang out with him and is always followed by people wherever he goes.

"He's such a Thisal"

Thisal by A random sweaty boi May 3, 2021

Thisali 

Is a beautiful human being who is always willing to help others. She is hard working and mostly puts others before herself.

Her name is Thisali.

Thisali by PaigeSan April 11, 2017

twizala

Twizala - A sexy sophisticated woman

The song Twizala by Housto

twizala by Janessa October 1, 2004

twissle 

an apple's nipple; and apple that has a nipple

look at all those twissles, it's like a pepporoni pizza

twissle by Juth April 23, 2008

Twivalry 

A rivalry between two or more users of twitter

@gray_dbdotcom and @schube13 have a twivalry developing.

Twivalry by Gary The Ghost December 11, 2009

trisal

3 people in 1 relationship.

-Hey, did you invite the trisal to the party on Monday?
-No, man. Just the twins.

trisal by Jonathanjtribeiro December 21, 2019