Twipression 

The small depression most females (and some males) go into after having seen, or read a twilight book because no love will ever be as good as the one in a book.

Michelle: Hey Tori what's up?
Tori: Oh nothing, just saw Eclipse...
Michelle:Then what's wrong, I heard it was awesome!
Tori: Yeah, it tottaly was, I'm just in a small twipression about my life right now.
Michelle: Aw, I know how you feel, felt the same way after seeing new moon

Twipression by Mimp8885 July 6, 2010

Teapression 

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.

Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.

Teapression by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

texpression 

the expression one gets while reading a text message

Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!

texpression by hsprquared May 30, 2009

texpression 

When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.

Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression

texpression by GosuGatena April 23, 2009

Tigressions 

an act of tigressing; multiple adulteries on a scale that only Tiger Woods and maybe Jesse James could grasp.

Tiger Woods and Jesse James commited the most famous tigressions of the 2010 calendar year.

Tigressions by b_lit December 19, 2010

twinpressing 

When you notice that someone changes the way they do there hair act or dress for a guy, and you did the same change. Usually happens when a guy that two girls like admit what they like in girls. Example: curly hair or short shorts.

Dude: did you see Hannah and Brittany today?
Other dude: yeah they're totally twinpressing on you!

twinpressing by allons-ycompanion March 16, 2015

Teapression 

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.

Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!

Teapression by hardmonkey November 7, 2010